So you want to join the military
This came to me from a great friend who was stationed with me in Germany. Thanks Corey!
WARNING: Don't read any further if you can't handle a good politically incorrect joke
THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER
On late one Saturday afternoon, a local west Texas
cowboy had ridden his horse into the nearby town of
Pecos and stopped at the local watering hole. While
seated at the bar having a beer, in walked an old
Indian and a devout Muslim, dressed with turban and
all. Both persons went to the bar and took a stool
on either side of the cowboy.
Eventually, their conversation drifted around to
their varying cultures of history and background.
The native American stated, "Once my people were
many, but now we are few."
The Muslim then chimed in and said, "Once my people
were few, but now we are many."
The cowboy glanced at the Indian a moment, then he
looked directly at the Muslim and said with a sly
grin, "That's cause we ain't played cowboys and
Muslims yet."